it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
out of all
tumblr always knows what i’m thinking and makes a post about it
diamonds to me look just like fancy peices of glass
they shimmer a bit
Clint ‘Hawkeye' Barton in The Avengers
"I see better from a distance."
She should have found some other dress cause she looks like a whale.
I hope karma is instant for you blogger. She’s pregnant with twins. Get a life and possibly a soul.
She looks amazing.
Elsa Pataky is married to Chris Hemsworth, pregnant with his second and third child, dressed in a designer dress and present at the oscars while you’re at home behind a computer screen typing rude comments about her? Yeah, I think we know whose more successful in this picture. You’re body shaming isn’t going to keep her up at night. Banging her hot husband is.
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
Selfie of the century
Oh my god
A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG
I already reblogged this like 3 times but I have to again
Woohoo! Super selfie 2014 Osca—- BENEDICT WHY